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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Horse.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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