- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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