How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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www.xnxx.com

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Manchester City

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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