- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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