- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Oh, go away

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

My children are mistakes

TIMMY

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

save me from the nothing ive become

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