- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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