So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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your mom is so fat.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Anti Joke

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