- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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