Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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