theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Please don't shoot me

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