- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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