- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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