- Anti Joke

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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