That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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i'm hard

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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