- Anti Joke

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

womens rights.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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