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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

I'm going as the joker for halloween

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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