- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

woman's rights

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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