- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Chuck Norris is dead......

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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