Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Caramel Boing.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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