- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

AIDS

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Poop.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

yolo your orange looks orange

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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