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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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