What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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