you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Anti Joke

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