hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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