A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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