- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Women's rights.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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