What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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