- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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