What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A women left the kitchen.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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