Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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