Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

I like the color potato.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

salad days!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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