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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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