How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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