- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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