Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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