Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Justin Beiber

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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