Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Jeff

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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