- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

womens rights.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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