- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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My children are mistakes

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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