How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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