- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

João Duarte reads this.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

diarrhea.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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