kieran is a homosexual

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

I hate blackniggers

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

My jeans

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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