- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Knock Knock. Come in.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Tilt your screen back .

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

asians have slitted eyes lol

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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