I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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My Nan, that is all.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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