- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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