- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why? Why not?

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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