Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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