- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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