- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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