- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You idiot.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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