- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??