A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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