- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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