- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, yup.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Women's Rights..

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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