rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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