- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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