- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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