Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Dead girls can't say no.

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hi penis ham telephone

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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