- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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