a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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