Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Can anyone Lenin money?

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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