whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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swag

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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