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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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