- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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