Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

white or wheat? wheat please.

This is an anti-joke.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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