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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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