- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

your no better than a cockroach

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

I was watching Fox news.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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