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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

the game

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I have an idea! You leave.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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