Niall Horan

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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eoin burgin is fat

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

No!

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

hi

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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